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Nezza Hella Sydney. The Day After

Posted on December 27, 2012. Filed under: Nezza at Hella | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , |

This is my entry into the Holiday Hall of Fame for Enduring Seasonal Poetry.

‘Twas the night before, and all through the house No creature was stirring save me and my mouse As over the internet we’d scroll and click, Wondrin’ if Nezza would be our Saint Nick.  Little ones everywhere snug in their beds While x-Boxes and Wii’s just messed with their heads.  Walmart and Target this Yule season will close As “ka-chings” go silent, as if to doze.

‘Tis the day of, and (groan) everywhere strewn, Bows, paper, and boxes all about the room.  From decorative gifts to (happy?) surprise Those packages morph right before one’s eyes.  But, my RED LOBSTER stocking (with care by Mantle hung), holds only  the sound of a sigh (The one that I breathed into its hollow depth) ‘Cause Nezza, Sydney, her silence has kept.

Last post put up by this master of fun Assessed  her utility as “tits on a nun.”  Trapped with a loud, pacing boor so nauseous Her “ninja kick” quelled his tone so raucous.  Oft’ this minstrel of mornings besotted Wrote of a lost night while totally blotted.  Tinker-Bell she is not, so much more like Pan —  Audacious, impish, spawn of Never-Land.

Distressingly dark Nezza’s blog has gone, Barely can I read her old postings on “home.”  Nothing much is new but an update on porn…  (at times she DOES get kinda raw in scorn it would seem, of social modesty feigned)  …And a note of rescue from finances strained.  From out those coffers of impertinent truth, Will “tits on a nun” be her last, forsooth?

If you don’t like this composition, tough titty…   Oops!  Sorry.  Got carried away there.  But, it’s probably okay since I am certain of only 3 persons who have ever read this thing:  myself (reading my own words is just as rewarding as hearing the sound of my own voice), and 2 readers who actually commented in real-time on what they read.  And, yesssss, Nezza was one of those.  (Can’t count the more that 1,000 spam-like comments that WordPress had filtered out for me, even though I allowed some of those back-links to adorn my home page.  Just trying to be a good neighbor in the genre.  Some questionable product  ads did get through, but, I am going to go back and delete them.  Promise.)

On the flip side IF YOU DO LIKE IT, check into one of those crisis centers immediately.  They can help restore your bio-chemical balances and return you to a full and productive life in mainstream society.

Next up:  The day after the day after the day after…

Article references:  Nezza, Hella, Sydney, hellasydney, porn, crisis center, Red Lobster, Tinker-Bell, Never-land, Pan

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A Tangled Web

Posted on December 15, 2012. Filed under: KBR | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , |

25th of 25 in the series The Great Cluster Fu…   A treatise on questionable journalism and pre-litigation practices

Your words for the day:

  • DDLS, Esq. = Dumpster Diving Legal Scavenger, par excellence.  Archaic:  slime bucket (Yep.  I made all that up.)
  • quash = declare in a court of law that something is not valid (MS-XP dictionary)

ONCE UPON A TIME, we had a model court system, a forum of relative fairness that allowed all parties equal time and opportunity to explain their respective sides of a dispute.  That forum had a referee (a judge skilled in court room procedure) with the outcome decided by vote of a panel of citizens (the jury) who should be hearing the details of the case for the very first time in this fair and orderly arena structured by the law of the land…   once upon a time.

Today, you can buy a $1.00 cup of HOT coffee, leave the vendor’s premises and pour it all over yourself, then sue the vendor who subsequently pays you $3,500,000, even though the only thing he did wrong was to sell you that $1.00 cup of coffee exactly the way you ordered it.

Today, you can take up a habit that YOU KNOW is socially objectionable and unhealthy to you AND bystanders, and, when you get the news that YOUR body (cough, cough) is checking out of this world because of your CHOSEN and rigorously ADHERED TO decision, you sue the manufacturer because of your REALLY BAD DECISION to be a cool, smoke blowing crowd follower.  Subsequently, you…   well, your survivors, anyway…   get millions of dollars from the tobacco manufacturer, who has been legally conducting business under the free enterprise system for a couple of centuries.

Today, as a private contractor, you can agree to back up your government in a war effort, with the expectation of receiving the same exclusions from war-zone related loses (by third-party interests) as the government that hired you.  That would be the very same exclusionary treatment enjoyed by every insurance underwriter and every service provider in the world regarding the unpredictable occurrences and results of ACTS OF GOD and ACTS OF WARAnd, your government writes that exclusion into your contract.

But, that government, in CONTRAVENTION of its CONTRACTUAL AGREEMENT TO SHIELD YOU from such liability, allows you to be sued for millions of dollars under non-applicable rules governing private activities in a peace time environment as if war-zone losses/injuries were not the result of, nor under the influence of, combat operations.

The Judiciary (that third branch of GOVERNMENT, in case your civics and history classes are but a dim memory) should have honored the war powers of the Executive and Legislative branches and quashed such lawsuits from the outset as not subject to civil judicial review.

But it did not.  Enter the Doyle Raiznor law firm, and the anti big-contractor blogger, Ms. Sparky.  While the millions awarded by the civil jury (finding against KBR) sounds astronomical, it is probably little more than a bug-bite to that global contractor, who, most certainly, has no need of my services to “defend” it.  But, there is much more to this civil case than ungodly settlement amounts.  There is legal precedent.

A relic of the old fairy tale jury system is the taking of depositions to provide an attorney the means to ensure a fair appraisal of the available facts in a case.  If subpoenaed to provide this out-of-court testimony, an individual must appear or be guilty of contempt of court and subject to court penalties.  It is coerced testimony in the interest of fairness.  It is testimony to be used in case preparation and as a bench-mark for testimony given later in court.  “In court” being the operative term here.

KBR’s antagonist, the Doyle Raiznor law firm, has taken such coerced testimony from KBR employees and altered it to sound like a news documentary or opening/closing statement for the jury.  Had it been kept in-house for case preparation, no foul.

Amazingly, these actors decided on a different course.  Aided and abetted by one Ms. Sparky (a self-described hater of big contractors), that coerced testimony was cut into sound- and video-bytes and woven into a story line concocted by the law firm to bolster their non-existent claim.  Neither evidence supporting their allegations nor context of the questioning was provided, simply 5 minutes (out of 6 hours testimony, according to Ms. Sparky) of cut-and-pasted testimony surrounded by 5 minutes of barrister Doyle giving a monologue interspersed with silent-movie era dialogue cards.  Put up on the anti-KBR blog site (Ms. Sparky.com), this travesty of legal ethics was on display (… and I am guessing…) about 2 years, well ahead of the eventual court date.  The only way to describe this action is “a deliberate smear campaign against the reputation of KBR,” just to be certain the prospective jury pool (the public) leaned in favor of the plaintiffs…  before jury selection even started.

I do not think this action was necessary given the track record of juries in regards to finding against big business — big corporations are always found to be negligent.  When it comes to sticking it to big business, juries have been very accommodating.

The damaging legacy of this pre-trial smear is that no one in the judiciary called Doyle Raiznor on the carpet for what I can only characterize as unethical conduct.  If this is allowed to stand, then everyone called to give depositions in any civil litigation is subject to having their testimonies altered to fit the litigators’ story lines, then subsequently displayed on-line without the opportunity to present opposing or mitigating arguments.  To get to the targeted business’s coffers, the litigator can freely smear the employee in the public eye (just as KBR’s employees were) without contradiction so that the prospective jury will be conditioned against the business well before court time…   and vote appropriately at trial.

Bye-bye fair and equal treatment in a court of law…

…say hello to the NEW ORDER, the litigator controlled Litigation Nation.  (Hey, Doyle!  Feel free to use my made up acronym DDLS, Esq. on your business cards.  I won’t sue for copyright infringement.)

Next up:  Something just a little less strident than this has been.

Series references:  KBR, Mary L. Wade, Qarmat Ali, Doyle Raiznor, Ms. Sparky, deposition, sue, litigator

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